Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Heart -Breaking News: Bay to Breakers will No Longer Allow Alcohol OR Nudity

Unforgivable.

Let's face it folks, the B2B "race" has, over its 97 year history, become the expected home of serious madness. Drinking, old naked men flapping their nether-regions around for all to see, drinking, well toned athletes chained together running in solidarity.

And oh yeah, drinking.

According to the press release, the new measures will be "zero tolerance" policies. Now, I'm all for their effort to decrease the trash created. Last year's aftermath was devastatingly disgusting. But cutting off the alcohol and "floats" is not the answer. The Chronicle points out that this could easily destroy the only in-SF event that draws over 100,000 people.

This is more of the same from the City of San Francisco: first the North Beach Jazz Festival, then Castro Halloween, now B2B. It's all a trend, an affront to the proud culture of Freakdom that has long made San Francisco the city of young, rebellious dreams. Unfortunately, the rising price of living in the city has preyed upon the young and enthusiastic, and definitely upon the freakish. As the affluence of the 7x7 city grows - as does the conservative element. It’s a tragic trend, and one that needs to be stopped.

Check out the San Francisco Late Night Coalition’s Web site for ways to get involved in sticking it to the NIMBYs. The SF Entertainment Commission is another city advocate with the power to really make a change. Yet another reason to support the San Francisco Music & Culture Charter Amendment.



But, not all hope is lost. The Guardian points out that coalitions are already forming to boycott the race, most likely in a drunken fashion. I’m happy to lead the charge.

Monday, December 29, 2008

New York Times "Proof: Alcohol and American Life"

Check out the new NYT "Proof" Blog: http://proof.blogs.nytimes.com/

Some great posts on alcohol in America - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

Sleeping In

Holy Bacchus, I'm tired.


After a long marathon of holiday celebrating, any Hedonist would be worn out. In fact, it is a matter of pride to be exhausted for many dedicated pleasurophiles. Without a doubt, many people will often wear their fatigue as a badge of honor. I've even noticed a tinge of competition amongst sleepy friends describing between yawns their level of physical disrepair.

This leads me to the art of sleeping in. Depending on your style, you may be the type who likes to crash late into the day - not only facilitating, but practically mandating another night of adventure. When you wake up at 2:00pm, you can't really expect to go to bed before 4:00am.

Others like to wake up early and use their tiredness for an excuse to actually go to bed early. This, while seemingly weak sauce to many hardcore late-nighters, is indisputably hedonistic. But what a nice way to relax! A beer for the "hair on the dog" effect, a movie and a early snuggle into sleepy oblivion…

I have to say, these days it's been hard to squeeze in a good sleep-in. Weekdays are out of the question (although it’s always tempting to call in sick, that's just bound to come back and bite you in the ass. HedonismBlog asks that you please hedonize somewhat responsibly) and weekends never have enough hours in them if you spend all morning in bed. But every once in a while… I can sneak a few hours away from the rest of the world to hide under the blankets and just dream.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Pirate Watch


Hello my lovely Hedophiles!

I've been totally glued to the ongoing news about pirates in Somalia recently. It's really quite hysterically funny... if you leave out the desperation in Somalia, the crew members being held hostage, and the general brutality of the whole situation. But other than that, PIRATES! Is there really anything else to say?

Yes, of course there is - there's new things to say all the time! So, I'll be adding a new, reoccurring section to the blog (which will help me post more) called "Pirate Watch." So make sure to tune in for all your pirating, buccaneering, privateering, swashbuckling, ak-47ing, RPGing, ship-jacking, hostage-holding, superpower-stymie-ing, ransom-demanding news! YAR! (Beware: Thar be bad puns ahead)

Today's update comes from the Thai owner of a trawler sunk by the Indian navy last week. The Indians, who gained some significant international props for being one the of the first countries to openly engage (and therefore demolish) a pirate "mother vessel," now appear to have rather eggy faces. The vessel, according to CNN, was actually in the process of being overtaken by pirates when the Indian naval ship opened fire.

Yet another embarrassment for another world power held impotent by international law. The Wall Street Journal ran a great story on the legal obstacles to attacking the pirates. But Gawker has another idea.

More updates soon... Check out the awesome pirate-attack-map, courtesy of CNN.

The Election


I’ve been avoiding the temptation to write a political post in this blog. As my friends and acquaintances know, I’m prone to long political monologues and treatises which, with the recent plethora of similar postings filling the Web to the brim, I worried would seem trite, repetitive or even base when compared to the relative expertise of many of the eyes upon the election. However, I’d like to share some personal thoughts about this year’s election results and describe the feeling of being alive, in Oakland, at this very special time.


I remember when I was first introduced to Barack Obama. It was 2004, and Joe Klein at Time has just run this article: “The Audacity of Hope.” I had missed Obama’s appearance at the DNC and I’d been feeling and inevitable sense of dread about John Kerry’s chances against Bush. But, here was a man who was neither familiar nor immediately repulsive. Hell, even his NAME was interesting. Barack Obama. I admit, I had the immediate doubts about my countrymen that, at that time, were easy to have: Americans will not elect a black man, particularly one named Obama, to president.


But I was curious. Who is this stranger to the political scene? I immediately YouTube’d his speech from the DNC. I watched a man who was young, charismatic, and very, very smart, grab an audience by the lapels and say “We NEED You.” There was no anger in his voice, no aggression; only a sense of pride in a nation so woefully cast aside by many of my generation. I became a believer and, for the first time in my life, I’d found a politician I could admire.


I’ll spare you a summation of what happened next, except to say that four years of bullshit caused half of Bush’s second term to be during the next presidential campaign. On Tuesday, November 4th, the culmination of two years of campaigning, Barack Obama was elected President of the United States in an undeniable landslide.


I was at Luka’s in downtown Oakland with three of the people I care most about in the world. I cannot imagine a better place to be. At 8:00pm, CNN called PA for Obama and the bar went wild. People were hugging and cheering and crying. I’d never witnessed and election like this, and I’d never witnessed such rejoicing for a candidate’s success. Oakland is a perfect embodiment of Obama’s target audience: liberal, middle class, young and sick and tired of being sick and tired.


I’m proud of our country, and while the election was tainted by the victory of Prop. 8, I’m sure that the next 4 years will lay the groundwork for a new century. We’ve been clinging hopelessly (politically, economically and socially) to the “American Century” instead of forging a national identity for the century we live in now. Many Americans have been afraid, and rightfully so, that if the “American” era ends, we will inevitably lose our influence and therefore our potency as a world power. Well, the era is over… the new century (which, c’mon people, we’re well into) is a time for the whole world, not just superpowers. The landscape is changing in global politics, and the key to success will no longer be dominance, but true politicking - compromise, cooperation and compassion.


Progress is all we can hope for, so let’s make sure we’re hoping for the right first steps. There’s a long hole we have to climb out of… so let’s drop the shovels and climb on each other’s shoulders.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Thirsty Hedonists Drink Wine

Sorry, it's been a while. Yes. I know. I'm lazy. I can't even write complete sentences...

I spent some of a past weekend in Sonoma (NOT at the Folsom St. Fair in SF, unfortunately) wine tasting on the plaza with some old friends. While our time there was short, I'd like to take a moment to reflect on the most hedonistic of all libations: Wine.

And why, you might ask, is wine THE hedonist's drink? Why not beer, the facilitator of countless afternoons of relaxation and even more nights of debauchery; or whiskey, the inspiration behind some of the wildest adventures and writings of man (and some of the worst hangovers)? Speaking of hangovers - what about tequila? The drink of choice of celebrated hedonist Tom Robbins, who I think describes it best as "...scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"


It's hard to refute such claims, particularly those who are so eloquently delivered. But allow me to try:


Wine, the original opiate of the Greek Gods, provides a feeling like no other. A tipsy, topsy, turvy drink which slithers past the lips as smoothly as original sin. It stains as it slides down through your throat, coating every inch of your stressed esophagus with viscous fruity relief. Oh blessed brew of Bacchus, oh delicate Dionysian potion - the aqua vitae of vintners and the libation of choice of romantics and depressives alike. There is wine for every occasion, with colors ranging from the sunny glimmer of a summer afternoon, to the dark depths of a bloodstained night. Precious Vino, the silky solution whose blissful dilution of reality can lubricate the most rusty of social occasions or encourage the most hesitant of hands. Red-blotted lips will fumble and mix juices like fermented blends of perfect… wine.


And with THAT, I leave you with this:


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dinner with Friends...

Some would argue that the home-cooked meal is a dead art in America. I would strongly disagree, as I find myself on this fine morning still stuffed full of a delicious Gudjarati dinner which was prepared by the one-and-only, Rajen Shah.

Let me tell you folks - I cannot believe how good that was. As far as hedonizing goes, I did you, fellow Heathens, proud. I indulged thoroughly in multiple plates of deliciousness while gulping glass after glass of fine Argentinian wine (chosen by my wonderful sweetheart). In the end, I was so full of booze, food and good conversation that, even when I woke up this morning, I felt as if I was going to burst (like some grotesque Monty Python character) with satisfaction.

There's a deeper significance to this event though that I think strikes at the heart of pleasure. I think we have all had the experience of being home alone and unable to put something together to eat - simply out of that strange emotion of loneliness and boredom. But, amongst friends, the ability to create meals goes beyond the abilities of one person. The combined efforts are indeed often greater than the sum of their scrumptious parts.

When we eat together, drink together, talk together and just generally ARE together, there is a pleasure which arises around the table which is mightier than the sum of those elements. Just as the meal itself is more impressive due to the contributions (even the simple or humble offerings of guests) of the team, the experience itself benefits from company immensely. One could conceivably construct a fantastic meal alone without the often bothersome nature of a crowded kitchen or the demands of conversation, but why?

When we eat socially, we converse in a primal sense which needs no verbal communication. Good discussion enriches the experience greatly - but think about how happy a crowd can be when the only noise at the table is the chews, grunting and moans of satisfied appetites. The crowd often delays the preparation of dinner, which provides an extra sampling of the sauce of hunger to the meal.

Go out and schedule a dinner party right now. Tomorrow is Friday, you've got time to throw something together for this weekend. Get your friends, your lovers and a healthy sampling of some new characters around a table and see what happens.